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Legal Notes
A short placeholder for ordinary Earth paperwork.
Company
Martian General Stores LLC is a Florida limited liability company. Despite the name, current operations are believed to occur primarily on Earth.
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Coincidences
Any similarity to existing concepts, products, companies, characters, robots, spacecraft, fictional bureaucracies, or questionable retail strategies is coincidental unless specifically noted.
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This site includes jokes, simulations, questionable product concepts, intentionally bad ideas, and occasional administrative overconfidence. Nothing here should be interpreted as engineering advice, survival guidance, investment advice, medical advice, legal advice, or a reliable plan for leaving the planet.