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Outfitting the next frontier
Martian General Stores
Durable goods, expedition essentials, and everyday supplies for the next era of travel and settlement.
Product catalog
Dubious goods, carefully prioritized.
The shelves are filling with expedition tools, improbable devices, surface-living supplies, and products whose usefulness remains under internal review.
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Everyday goods for extraordinary routes.
Martian General Stores focuses on the practical details of future travel and off-world living: the tools, provisions, comforts, and everyday objects that make a new environment feel usable.
The sysop of this establishment is of dubious competence and has questionable motives. The products are silly and may not even be real. The games are terrible, the humor isn't funny, the AI is stupid, and some features don't work at all. We know all that. If you expect anything more, the joke is on you.
About our mascot
Meet Dusty.
Dusty is the rover in our logo and the official field observation platform of Martian General Stores.
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Mars Monitoring Station.
The Orbital Platform is stationed in Earth geosynchronous orbit, keeping an eye on Mars.
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